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asspounder
I just want to talk about football. I wish Tommy, my BFF w/benefits, had 6 rings. He only has 5. Is he a fokking loser? Let me know. I'll be here all week.
12/11/2017 10:24:14 AM EST
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Packmule13
Cowboys (7-6) at Raiders (6-7): Good mornin', Toecutter. What it appears your Cowboys and my Lions have in common is that both teams must out-win the Falcons and/or Seahawks by at least one game in order to make the playoffs. Now I'd try settin' up a bet, but we haven't seen natnat on here for awhile.
12/11/2017 10:23:30 AM EST
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Toecutter
Sorry Doll, tunnel vision when the 'Pokes play. Not to mention Feeding the girls, doing dishes, laundry, grocery shopping, post office, rake leaves, rake dog crap, get wife smokes, finish kids homework and now for Christmas, I have to tell ALL my girls that NO, you cannot open any gifts till the 25th!! So I let them open one yesterday......
12/11/2017 10:22:38 AM EST
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asspounder
I'm gonna report you to the feds Mr. Pee-pee toucher. They'll be knocking your door down real soon.
12/11/2017 10:22:09 AM EST
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Toecutter
Oh, ok 5 Onion Rings. Wanna play that card huh? Ok. Sorry, you reminded me of some other knuckle head that uses a pee stain for an avatar. When your shirt gets 6 rings under the arm, make sure to change it mmmkay??
12/11/2017 10:17:23 AM EST
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Toecutter
Good morning Kate my dear. It's chilly down here, not like you though. Nice win in 'snow-vertime!'
12/11/2017 10:14:10 AM EST
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asspounder
Mr. Toecutter, I don't like touching pee-pees. You sound like a very bad man.
12/11/2017 10:10:58 AM EST
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Queen bee
Hi TC, I see you're never on boards during games, don't want to?? How's weather your way, we have artic air and some snow, it's winter!
12/11/2017 10:02:23 AM EST
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Queen bee
Well looks like NFC is shaping up for some exciting playoffs, AFC, not so much. Good morning all.
12/11/2017 10:00:27 AM EST
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Toecutter
Instead of using fingers to count, why don't you count pee-pees you touched @ the 'Y'. Then you'll be in the 50's ya moron!!
12/11/2017 9:59:59 AM EST
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Packmule13
The least the Patriots will clinch is the AFC East division title, so early congratulations to tombrady and the rest of the Patriots lineup on that!
12/11/2017 9:57:10 AM EST
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Packmule13
Good mornin', everyone. Patriots (10-2) at Dolphins (5-7): The Dolphins need to run the tables and get a s.h.i.t load of help just to make the playoffs. The Patriots, on the other hand, might clinch home field advantage throughout the AFC playoffs if they win this matchup tonight AND beat the Steelers next week.
12/11/2017 9:56:59 AM EST
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asspounder
I sure hope that team with 6 rings doesn't kick our fukking azzes next week. I'm skeered.
12/11/2017 9:49:57 AM EST
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asspounder
Any team with 6 rings must be the GOAT. Little Tommy only has 5.
12/11/2017 9:48:48 AM EST
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asspounder
Hey! Is there a game coming up with some team that has 6 fokking rings? My GOAT has only 5. Let me know. I'll be here all gawd damned week. I can't even count to 6. I run outta fingers. Anybody gawt a finger they wanna gimme?
12/11/2017 9:47:42 AM EST
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tombrady
The Steelers played an admirable game Mr. Holes. I can't look past tonight's game though. I shall endeavor to get you the win Sir.
12/11/2017 8:59:06 AM EST
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18holes
Good morning football fans. Fell asleep with 4 min to go guess i missed a good ending.
12/11/2017 8:30:04 AM EST
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tombrady
Good morning folks. Gonna work hard to get Mr. 18Holes the win tonight. He is the only real Pat's fan on this board.
12/11/2017 8:01:58 AM EST
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Toecutter
Whaddaya you know about real football 5ozRingoChoad? Yer punk azz rode the pine. The only play you ran was collecting jock straps!!
12/11/2017 7:57:03 AM EST
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Toecutter
Thanks RealDonkey, enjoy your standing 6 9 with 5ozRingoChoad!
12/11/2017 7:50:25 AM EST
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hopsing12
5DongsInTheAzz.....STFU!!!!
12/11/2017 7:09:19 AM EST
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Packmule13
Congratulations to goaty on your Steelers win.
12/11/2017 6:44:25 AM EST
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5RingGoat
Real football is on tonight ladies. How bout them champs ladies.
12/11/2017 6:43:25 AM EST
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5RingGoat
Sorry about your bunghole loss 89poles
12/11/2017 6:42:47 AM EST
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Chaly S
how bout dem birds scrudge bag, u know u scared...
12/11/2017 2:46:00 AM EST
 
 
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