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Toecutter
Get in your time machine and go back to when you had a pair of balls so I can cut them off and hand em to ya partner!!
12/11/2017 10:59:37 AM EST
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Packmule13
"I swear to God, I would not be surprised if it was, the way you skulk around here like a dog been hit too much or ain't been hit enough. I can't make up my mind. You're useless, Beatrice. The only thing that pulls its weight around here is my goddamn truck." Name the movie this rant is from.
12/11/2017 10:58:17 AM EST
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Packmule13
How about some movie trivia? "I go out. I work my butt off to make a livin'. All I want is to come home to a nice, clean house with a nice, fat steak on the table, but instead I get this. It looks like poison. Don't you take that away! I'm eatin' that, damn it! It IS poison, isn't it?"
12/11/2017 10:58:07 AM EST
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Toecutter
Yeah, sure. Step a little closer poosy, ol' painless is waiting.......
12/11/2017 10:57:39 AM EST
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Toecutter
You are telling other people to see a doctor?? Just cuz your gender change was a success don't mean your cured doofus!!
12/11/2017 10:56:37 AM EST
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asspounder
Please don't mistake my kindness and politeness for weakness, Mr. Toecutter. I don't want to have to kick ur azzz into next week, grab a time machine and bring it back, then kick it again, but I will. Reluctantly and sadly, but I will.
12/11/2017 10:56:36 AM EST
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Toecutter
Your Mom would have to go with you to get a restraining order since she owns the house.
12/11/2017 10:54:10 AM EST
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asspounder
I think TC and TB are the same crazy person. Please, Mr. Toecutter, see a doctor soon. You're not well.
12/11/2017 10:53:09 AM EST
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Toecutter
You know, I actually feel sorry for your Onion Dude. I mean, here you are licking TB12's boots and he won't give you the time of day. And he slams you at every turn!! Poor Pa.....Hahahahahahaha
12/11/2017 10:52:30 AM EST
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asspounder
R U stalking me Mr. Toecutter. Do I need a restraining order? I just wanna talk about the football and the GOAT. Ur pedophilia skeers me.
12/11/2017 10:51:41 AM EST
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Toecutter
Tom Brady said your tripe is 'idiotic nonsense??' Damn Onion Head, I wouldn't give a squirt off pizz fer yer azz right now!!
12/11/2017 10:49:48 AM EST
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Packmule13
Patriots (10-2) at Steelers (11-2): Well, set me up, bartender! LOL.............but all jokin' aside, this matchup is the Patriots' toughest game of the season. If they can win this, they can go on to win their 6th Super Bowl to match the Steelers' ring count. And then that'll make future Patriots-Steelers games even bigger!
12/11/2017 10:47:43 AM EST
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Toecutter
Wow, you know him on a first name basis huh? Better worry about ME showing up @ YOUR door and seizing your punk azz in a rear necked choke!! GTFOH!!
12/11/2017 10:44:48 AM EST
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asspounder
Tommy, don't go. Nooooooooo!!
12/11/2017 10:42:17 AM EST
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asspounder
Hi billt jean queen. I hope u are rooting 4 Tommy next week.
12/11/2017 10:41:35 AM EST
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tombrady
Good morning Miss Buffy. I hope you are keeping yourself warm and cozy. To anyone worried about the amount of jewelry I have please, I have a game tonight and can't be thinking about such idiotic nonsense. Gotta go folks, have a great day. I know I will....cuz I'm Tom Brady!
12/11/2017 10:40:47 AM EST
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asspounder
I just don't want the Stoolers to kick our azz. They have 6 rings, Tommy only has 5. No fair.
12/11/2017 10:40:19 AM EST
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asspounder
That "To Catch a Predator" guy Chris Hansen is on his way over right now, Mr. Toecutter. He'll be seizing all your phones and computers and USB drives. Say hi to Bubba in prison.
12/11/2017 10:38:42 AM EST
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Queen bee
I don't see Pitt beating them next week,if they let them jump on quick lead. We'll see .
12/11/2017 10:34:10 AM EST
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Queen bee
Gosh I pray NE loses tonight!!!!! Sorry golf.
12/11/2017 10:32:30 AM EST
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Queen bee
You're a good,caring man TC. Here's to you and your precious family,cheers!
12/11/2017 10:31:38 AM EST
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Packmule13
Rams (9-4) at Seahawks (8-5): This matchup could end up determinin' who clinches the NFC West division title. Who's everyone plannin' on pickin' to win it?
12/11/2017 10:29:02 AM EST
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Toecutter
Your paltry attempts to Take down Tommy Boy is weak and pathetic Onion Rings. Kinda like all your profiles chit for brains!!
12/11/2017 10:27:15 AM EST
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Toecutter
Yeah, I'm shaking Onion Rings. Your number will probably set off an alarm!
12/11/2017 10:24:35 AM EST
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Packmule13
Anyway, my two profiles are divided on this one. The Raiders are my WWMT-TV pick to win it, while your Cowboys are my Jock 98.7 pick.
12/11/2017 10:24:16 AM EST
 
 
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